March 2012
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She cares about my pain
Melissa: can this fic stop stickingthe spear in my heart deeper and deeper
Beazzerz: No.
Melissa: IT HURTS
Beazzerz: But anyways.
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im the tech-geek in the house
mom: melissa help!!
me: what?
mom: i need help!!!
me: *runs upstairs* what!?
mom: help. im working on this word document and i accidently created a header footer and i dont know how to get rid of it
me: *looks at computer* how about you push 'close header footer' *clicks it*
mom: oh..
this is the conversation i have with my brother on...
TK: WOMAN
Melissa: MAN
TK: CALL
Melissa: ITS TO LATE
TK: MOTHER FUCKER ITS NEVER TOO LATE
Melissa: IM STUDYING LIKE A GOOD GIRL
TK: -.- you dissapoint me
Melissa: disgraceful?
TK: yesh you ares!
Melissa: WELL FUCK YOU
TK: yes we know you want to but not now
Melissa: -___-
TK: lol bye :P
Melissa: bye
nightmareloki:
deerslayerhat:
cocokat:
pr0fessah:
descole age 16
i kind of just threw up in my mouth oops
was that real?
the music.
bitch
if my dad finnaly let me get a car
i wouldnt react like that
id be like “FINNALLYYYYYYYYYY”
spoiled brat
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
davespritebudgie:
ahoithar:
just-quit:
Something i made with homestuck in mind haha :D
that is so cool oh my GOD
hey guys i found it again
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davidkarpaltunnelsyndrome:
would you follow me for a klondike bar
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Alyssa: Bitch you promised to copy that shit for me, lyer!
Melissa: *lier
Beazzerz: *liar
Alyssa: Shut the fuck up, I'll punch you both
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Your Last Pretense, a Blaine/Santana friendship... →
sopranasantanaya:
Title: Your Last Pretense [1/2] Pairing: Blaine Anderson/Santana Lopez Rating: T Summary: As he is watching The Troubletones perform their mash-up of “Rumor Has It” and “Someone Like You”, Blaine realizes that Santana’s mind seems to be elsewhere. Despite how little they have talked, he decides to help her through it. Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
February 2012